Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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