Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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