once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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