she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I need a beard to bite.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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