So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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