And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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