He uses pillows to masturbate.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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