WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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