somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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