Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I would ride that face into the sunset
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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