They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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