how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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