Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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