why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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