Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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