but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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