what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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