You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
