what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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