you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize