real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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