I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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