the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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