I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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