i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There r osticjed everywhere
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
