And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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