it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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