Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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