Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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