Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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