Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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