There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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