fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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