I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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