i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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