Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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