This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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