I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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