i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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