he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Randomize
