If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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