Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you would pick up someone in the library
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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