We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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