I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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