But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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