so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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