I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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