My room smells like vodka and shame
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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