Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
