Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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