okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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