Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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