I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I want to have your abortion
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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