any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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