Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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